Tiger Woods

I watched the much awaited interview with Tiger there this afternoon with a tear in my eye.

It was very poignant to watch. It can't be easy for a multi millionaire to avoid the temptation that is thrown at him at every turn. It must be bloody awful to have gorgeous women throw themselves at your feet everywhere you go - begging for some (ahem) attention. It can not have been pleasant for the man. No man wants to go through life bedding every gorgeous woman who comes up and asks. No sir.

I watched it for approximately 20 seconds. Then I went to watch paint dry as it had more entertainment value.

did anyone shout 'in the hole' during the interview or would that have been a touch insensitive. I dont think he is out of the woods yet as far as the missus is concerned. And according to the staff of the clinic he was in he still has a few irons in the fire with respect to the birdies he was sh@gging whilst he was supposed to be in rehab.

If only there was a fair-way to sort these things out and see the man reach the pinnacle of his career again.

Bocerty "in the groove" here.....

Boxtyeater wrote:Bocerty "in the groove" here.....

Thats par for the course .....

bocerty wrote:did anyone shout 'in the hole' during the interview or would that have been a touch insensitive. I dont think he is out of the woods yet as far as the missus is concerned. And according to the staff of the clinic he was in he still has a few irons in the fire with respect to the birdies he was sh@gging whilst he was supposed to be in rehab.

If only there was a fair-way to sort these things out and see the man reach the pinnacle of his career again.

In fairness to Tiger, we've all seen our balls land in some dog awful rough every now and then,the excuse 'competing for the rider cup' doesn't work for the rest of us but so long as you never lose them in Amanda Bunker you should be alright.

Speaking of golf here are the names of some golf shots.

A Diego Maradonna - Nasty little five footer.

A Paula Radcliffe - Ugly, but a good runner.

Making love to your sister - It's down there but you're not proud of it.

An Adolf Hitler - Taking two shots in a bunker

A Kate Winslett - A bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King - Over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - Somehow got away with it

A Sister-in-law - Up there but I know that I shouldn't be

A Kate Moss - A bit thin

A Brazilian - Shaves both sides of the hole

A nipple licker - A shot that opens up the hole.

A James Joyce - An impossible read

A Donal óg - Thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it
seems

Condom Shot - It didnt feel right but it is safe.

Son in Law Shot - It could have been better.



A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

Mrs Robinson shot - you should not be taking it on but it just looks so damn tempting.

The knocked up shot - the fun you had hitting the ball was definitely not worth the trouble it got you into.

I remember the brother leaving a ten foot putt two feet short and calling it a "Reg Empey"

I said a what and he said "a tentative prod".

Never heard that one before.