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Screen-name: Jayo Cluxton.
Occupation: Civil servant who moonlights as a script writer for a political party.
Age: Late 40's.
Hair: Blonde and greying at temples.
Ambitions: Apart from the (mis)fortunes of the Dubs he's a contented soul in the comfort zone. Would probably enjoy 4/5 weeks in Australia with current or other partner.
Heros: The late Tony Gregory and Luke Kelly.
Other attributes: Witty, articulate and incisive poster with a wide range of anecdotes.

Screen-name: Jayo Cluxton.
Occupation: Civil servant.
Age: Early 40s.
Height: 5'8
Hair: Brown with flecks of grey.
Looks like: Michael Lester

Screen-name: Admin.
Occupation: something in the legal profession.
Age: Early 30s.
Height: 6'2
Hair: Black.
Looks like: Ben Affleck

Screen-name: Loyal2daRoyal.
Occupation: Office worker.
Age: Mid 30s.
Height: 5'10
Hair: Strawberry blonde.
Looks like: Owen Wilson

Screen-name: Bright-Oak.
Occupation: Student.
Age: 21.
Height: 5'5
Hair: Brown.
Looks like: Mena Suvari

Screen-name: Bocerty
Occupation: Recruitment agency worker.
Age:
Height: 5'7
Hair: Brown.
Looks like: Pete McGrath

Screen-name: Essie.
Occupation: Student.
Age: Early 20s
Height: 5'6
Hair: Light Brown.
Looks like: Kirsten Dunst

Screenname: Shinners

Age: 28
Job: Undercover government agent
Hair Colour: Blackish Brown
Height: 5ft 9"
Celebrity you think they look like...Xena Warrior Princess

My age is the closest you got - the rest is waaaaaay wide of the mark. Lol.
How accurate was your one?

Boxtyeater wrote:Screen-name: Loyal2TheRoyal.
Age: Late 20's.
Occupation: Betting shop manager, probably Boylesports. (Hence the duff tips.)
Height: Just shy of 6'.
Hair: Dark, worn in crew-cut fashion a-la Tommy Dowd.
Looks like: A younger version of Eastwood (Barney not Clint).
Hero: Jawwnn Brutal.
Aspirations: Apart from Meath's success to own a Cheltenham winner.

I wouldn't work for Spoils if they paid me Ronaldo's wages! A pathetic excuse for a bookmaker. Their shops are collection of all lowlife punters, lads who go in just for the free cup of tea and a few biscuits - jaffa cakes, viscounts etc. Master Minded won his first queen mother, they went 9/4 for the following year. Within twenty minutes of trading they claimed they laid €50,000 to lose €112,50 and been forced to cut him to even money. Well oh how I laughed, such lies. Scandalous that they are allowed be so deceitful. I only bet with them when I'm confident I'll win.

I'm about 6ft 1" though, same height as one GG. Age is a few years out, wouldn't mind owning the winner of one of the Cheltenham handicaps after a famous Irish gamble. 33/1 in the morning into 7/1 co-favourite, last to first in the William Hill! A bit like Dun Doire a few years ago, bookies had to close down because of him.

Shinners wrote:My age is the closest you got - the rest is waaaaaay wide of the mark. Lol.
How accurate was your one?

It was about as accurate as any Longford player's foot!!! You got "screen name" right, after that all wrong!

I'd say your the spitting image of Xena, Shinners. You are powerful person, definitely in a position of authority!

I'd love to know how you came to that conclusion

Shinners wrote:I'd love to know how you came to that conclusion

Which conclusion? That you are in a position of authority? I'd say you are.

I wish Loyal.

Screen-name: RMDrive.
Age: Early 30s.
Occupation: Customer Services Agent
Height: 5'8.
Hair: black (receding)
Looks like: Paddy Christie

Screen-name: Jayo Cluxton.
Occupation: Former Priest
Age: Have to say 40's
Hair: Black. A few white ones that he darkens with black shoe polish at the weekends. Gets a tad messy after a shower of rain.
Ambitions: To manage Leitrim hurlers
Heroes: Susan Boyle. Susan Sarandon.
Other attributes: Originally a priest but converted to hindu/vaishnaism after the defeat to mayo two years ago. A hoor for McDaid's football special!
Celebrity lookalike: Simon Delaney

johnnos bulls wrote:Screen-name: Jayo Cluxton.
Occupation: Former Priest
Age: Have to say 40's
Hair: Black. A few white ones that he darkens with black shoe polish at the weekends. Gets a tad messy after a shower of rain.
Ambitions: To manage Leitrim hurlers
Heroes: Susan Boyle. Susan Sarandon.
Other attributes: Originally a priest but converted to hindu/vaishnaism after the defeat to mayo two years ago. A hoor for McDaid's football special!
Celebrity lookalike: Simon Delaney

Close - damn close!

I submitted a photo of the real me to make it easy.