Conor Mortimer

Boxtyeater wrote:

LilMaighEo wrote:

I've seen him many a time before. Met him once and know about a hundred of his neighbours but know him personally.....

Get on to Admin Lil. They, in the interest of the forum, will equip you with a nice corporate windbreaker, several biros and clipboards and mobile phones (used, without SIM card) and you have the "image" for an in-depth interview.
It's your call.....

Boxty, youre seriously killing me here...

Boxtyeater wrote:

LilMaighEo wrote:

I've seen him many a time before. Met him once and know about a hundred of his neighbours but know him personally.....

Get on to Admin Lil. They, in the interest of the forum, will equip you with a nice corporate windbreaker, several biros and clipboards and mobile phones (used, without SIM card) and you have the "image" for an in-depth interview.
It's your call.....

You're quickly becoming one of the funniest posters on here Boxty! NOT!Only jokin.

LilMaighEo wrote:

Cliste wrote:

EstherMayo1951 wrote:These rumours cant possibly be true!! He's a good man Maybe it was a dub?

I think it was a mix up - apparently he tried to claim back money for posters that had been paid for by the Sports Academy. I'll let you know when the article is online. Our college newspaper had the story on it...

Mayo-er's causing trouble as usual!

Ah he didn't look to bad at the GAA Ball (Not that I was talking to him - I just wandered by him, and thought of you guy's (well... gals!))

Did he wave or smile at you?

No, sure I don't know him at all (So don't expect me to be able to introduce you to him)

If you want a real hero look at Eoin Kennedy - Dublin handballer who's won lots and lots of All-Ireland's, and he's a genuinely nice guy to meet

Cliste wrote:

LilMaighEo wrote:

Cliste wrote:

EstherMayo1951 wrote:These rumours cant possibly be true!! He's a good man Maybe it was a dub?

I think it was a mix up - apparently he tried to claim back money for posters that had been paid for by the Sports Academy. I'll let you know when the article is online. Our college newspaper had the story on it...

Mayo-er's causing trouble as usual!

Ah he didn't look to bad at the GAA Ball (Not that I was talking to him - I just wandered by him, and thought of you guy's (well... gals!))

Did he wave or smile at you?

No, sure I don't know him at all (So don't expect me to be able to introduce you to him)

If you want a real hero look at Eoin Kennedy - Dublin handballer who's won lots and lots of All-Ireland's, and he's a genuinely nice guy to meet

Ever since you reminded me of handball, I'm noticing old handball halls around and old walls where it was played. I also noticed a new enough one. It's really interesting. I think I might join one of the clubs. We might end up playing each other yet Cliste!

LilMaighEo wrote:

Cliste wrote:

LilMaighEo wrote:

Cliste wrote:

EstherMayo1951 wrote:These rumours cant possibly be true!! He's a good man Maybe it was a dub?

I think it was a mix up - apparently he tried to claim back money for posters that had been paid for by the Sports Academy. I'll let you know when the article is online. Our college newspaper had the story on it...

Mayo-er's causing trouble as usual!

Ah he didn't look to bad at the GAA Ball (Not that I was talking to him - I just wandered by him, and thought of you guy's (well... gals!))

Did he wave or smile at you?

No, sure I don't know him at all (So don't expect me to be able to introduce you to him)

If you want a real hero look at Eoin Kennedy - Dublin handballer who's won lots and lots of All-Ireland's, and he's a genuinely nice guy to meet

Ever since you reminded me of handball, I'm noticing old handball halls around and old walls where it was played. I also noticed a new enough one. It's really interesting. I think I might join one of the clubs. We might end up playing each other yet Cliste!

The Mayo Gals v Cliste
DCU sports Hall
.......
I can see it now!!!

Did I hear correctly that the great man has suffered the dreaded cruciate injury?
Surely not THE Mort....there's no God.

Seen this earlier on in the week. Devasting blow to Mayo's bid of improving upon their 2/2 Championship defeats last year.

He will be a loss as good a forward as there is in Connaught over the last decade

The Puke wrote:He will be a loss as good a forward as there is in Connaught over the last decade

Not as effective over the 70 minutes as Joyce or Meehan of Galway or David Kelly and O'Hara of Sligo.
On a par with lesser luminaries such as Leitrim's Declan Maxwell and Matthew Clancy of Galway.

Boxtyeater wrote:

The Puke wrote:He will be a loss as good a forward as there is in Connaught over the last decade

Not as effective over the 70 minutes as Joyce or Meehan of Galway or David Kelly and O'Hara of Sligo.
On a par with lesser luminaries such as Leitrim's Declan Maxwell and Matthew Clancy of Galway.

christ, are you for real?

Banter.....

Boxtyeater wrote:Banter.....

Where would Frankie Dolan rank on that list, boxty me old duck

Talented, bould, un-manageable and over-rated......A thorn in the side of every manager who was forced to pick him.....

He was no Tony McManus, that's for sure.......Frankie Dolan...

Boxtyeater wrote:Talented, bould, un-manageable and over-rated......A thorn in the side of every manager who was forced to pick him.....

He was no Tony McManus, that's for sure.......Frankie Dolan...

he was far from over-rated, he was an outstanding footballer

The ball was fouled twice in that move....shocking refereeing

The Puke wrote:[he was far from over-rated, he was an outstanding footballer

Pukey, you're far from the real facts here. Dolan is despised in the main by the hardcore Roscommon followers. He's a contrary character whose sole aim in life or on the field is his own personal gratification.....
Fair eouugh, he kicked a solid rake of points one night above in Newbridge agin' the Lillies but when it came to trench warfare you'd never find him.

For all the times he robbed us over the years with his skill, twist, cunning and finish, I'd have a lot of respect for Tony McManus and indeed the late Dermot Earley.
To mention Dolan amongst those luminaries, while sadly off topic, is heresy.

Boxtyeater wrote:

The Puke wrote:[he was far from over-rated, he was an outstanding footballer

Pukey, you're far from the real facts here. Dolan is despised in the main by the hardcore Roscommon followers. He's a contrary character whose sole aim in life or on the field is his own personal gratification.....
Fair eouugh, he kicked a solid rake of points one night above in Newbridge agin' the Lillies but when it came to trench warfare you'd never find him.

For all the times he robbed us over the years with his skill, twist, cunning and finish, I'd have a lot of respect for Tony McManus and indeed the late Dermot Earley.
To mention Dolan amongst those luminaries, while sadly off topic, is heresy.

get up the yard

The Puke wrote:The ball was fouled twice in that move....shocking refereeing

Perfect refeering on a very poor and wet day. Are you referring to the handpass with the open palm or some other issue......

Be quick here because I've to head out for the last hour.....

Boxtyeater wrote:

The Puke wrote:The ball was fouled twice in that move....shocking refereeing

Perfect refeering on a very poor and wet day. Are you referring to the handpass with the open palm or some other issue......

Be quick here because I've to head out for the last hour.....

double hop of the ball as well

You've had a bit of a battering across the way from Kev, so obviously your brain is a bitéén scrambled.....I'll pour a Guinness (with widget) can into a pint glass later on in the night in your honour.

As ballhoppers go, well, you're up there....