Woldgate College

There's a lad on here who shall remain nameless. He has a number of strange hobbies including hosting the request show 'At Death's Door Hour' on Yorkshire Hospital Radio for the Infirm and Off-form. He also rides around on a BMX on rough terrain (like Leitrim I guess) and claims to be the British Champion (which naturally makes him World Champ too). On making enquiries he may well be telling the truth here though the 6 year old girl from Lanark and the one legged 9 year old lad from Prestatyn are improving and there is a request from a young lad from Belfast to join the competition (NSG) - bringing it to 4 - ah tis a bit like winning the Munster football C'ship.

He also does King of Edinburgh stuff like helping old ladies across the road with their shopping (whether they want to cross or not) and paints the insides of pigeon coops for the local fanciers club. For this he gets awards - apparently - and the odd lift in a Royal Landrover up Balmoral way. If he's not at this lark he's playing air guitar on a hurley stick in a Tipp jersey in central Potterington (??) trying to woo Laura or else he's playing World VI-a-side versus the likes of Little Doohamlet, Corn-on-the-Cobblerworth, WintonDale, Toe-in-the-Hole or Stratford-upon-John.

Or else he's hanging around causing all sorts of mayhem and selling contraband - both illegal and illicit - pharmaceuticals, grow-stuff etc - typical teenage stuff which everyone rightly rails against and puts them in pigeon holes (painted ones) cos that's where they belong.

But aside from this - and this is the point of the thread - he says he goes to ... wait for it .... no laughing now .... Woldgate College! Does he think we're all thick paddies?? Woldgate College!!! Thats a bloody place in a Harry Potter novel innit. They play squidditch there and all .... its just down the road from Hogworth Hall I think. Jaysus lad - and I said I wouldn't name you (cos its not that important Sami) if you are going to have an alter ego at least use a real-ish college. Trinity or Greyfriars or somewhere.

Woldgate ...

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Interesting post...if not a tiny bit creepy...

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SamiPremier08 wrote:Interesting post...if not a tiny bit creepy...

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Parouisa wrote:

SamiPremier08 wrote:Interesting post...if not a tiny bit creepy...

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Proving the place exists Jayo. It's my secondary school and sixth form college, in my last year of A levels there.

Aye anyone can invent a website!! Sure I'm going on two weeks holidays to GAAGlobal ....

We need proof! And some proof that Pockmarkington exists too. And Sheffield Wednesday.

ps Are you having a street party? I know a GAA team that would love to go now that they haven't been abused ....