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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:36 pm

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Post  RMDrive Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:55 pm

If it better to run or walk through the rain if you want to stay as dry as possible?

Why do people fee it's ok to excavate their noses when they are sitting in traffic? We can still see you!
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:58 pm

RMDrive wrote:If it better to run or walk through the rain if you want to stay as dry as possible?

It is better to stay indoors ....

Why do people fee it's ok to excavate their noses when they are sitting in traffic? We can still see you!

It is a nervous disposition caused by sitting in traffic and inhaling car exhaust fumes ..
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Post  Shinners Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:42 pm

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no-one around to hear it, will it still make a loud noise?
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:47 pm

Shinners wrote:If a tree falls in the forest and there's no-one around to hear it, will it still make a loud noise?

In autumn no - the fallen leaves will cushion it and thus reduce the amplification. In the summer yes unless its in Ireland where it will make a large squelching noise - especially in August.
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Post  Guest Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:10 pm

1. How come if I ever get sick I bring up what appears to be lots and lots of carrots even though I might not have eaten a carrot for over a fortnight preceeding my regurgitation? Do carrots stay in your stomach for longer or what?

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Post  Guest Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 pm

2. I own a field. How high up do I also own? If a plane flies over my field, am I within my rights to shoot it down for trespassing?

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Post  Guest Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:16 pm

3. If a sheep goes over on its back, how long will it live before it dies?

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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:56 pm

Loyal2TheRoyal wrote:1. How come if I ever get sick I bring up what appears to be lots and lots of carrots even though I might not have eaten a carrot for over a fortnight preceeding my regurgitation? Do carrots stay in your stomach for longer or what?

No. It is a little known fact that a disgruntled member of the Bachelors family (of tinned peas and carrots fame) follow around drunk people and when they pass out pour a tin of the stuff down their gullets. The inevitable regurgitation has put many off tinned peas and carrots for life and indeed the 'reputation' of these fine veg has suffered in tandem - hence the disgruntled non-inheritor has punched large holes in the profit margin of his extended relatives. His entire motive.
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Post  GAA-Fan Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:59 pm

Why can I see my front door on google maps?
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:02 pm

GAA-Fan wrote:Why can I see my front door on google maps?

Google have chosen to highlight the abodes of those famous www site owners. In years to come an icon of your front door across the web with appropriate citation will be the equivalent of the plaques you see on doors now saying 'so-and-so lived here in 1835'.
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:05 pm

Loyal2TheRoyal wrote:2. I own a field. How high up do I also own? If a plane flies over my field, am I within my rights to shoot it down for trespassing?

You own as high as you can throw a stone of 2lb weight (approx 1 kg). You are unlikely to bring a plane down with this missile hence the statutory position as outlined in Common Law of 1612, 2 (b) (ii).
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:09 pm

Loyal2TheRoyal wrote:3. If a sheep goes over on its back, how long will it live before it dies?

It depends on where it happens. If it happens in the West or Donegal a strapping young male will (eventually) help the sheep to its feet.

In other areas it is largely dependent on the length of the sheeps neck and its ability to wriggle. The longer the neck length and the better the wriggleability the longer the wait for death as more grass can be consumed staving off the unfortunate but inevitable arrival of the grim reaper (not to be confused with the aforementioned guys).
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Post  SamiPremier08 Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:16 pm

why did something resembling a small black insect live in the screen of my laptop for several days, running around and being a nuisance, before disappearing just as mysteriously as it appeared?
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:19 pm

SamiPremier08 wrote:why did something resembling a small black insect live in the screen of my laptop for several days, running around and being a nuisance, before disappearing just as mysteriously as it appeared?

Well Sammy it sounds very much to me as if you are experiencing 'floaters' for the first time (not the ones that don;t flush).

You will be relieved to hear that these are very common and completely harmless and are not associated with glaucoma or any other ocular disorder.
They represent tiny clumps of dead cells which originally come from the layers of tissue at the back of the eye and 'float' about in the fluid in the centre of the eyeball itself.

You will always tend to notice them more when you are looking at a bright background and when you attempt to focus on them they will continue to drop out of your line of vision as you look straight ahead or dart from side to side quickly as you move your eyes.
They gradually increase in numbers as the years go by but most people simply get used to them and hardly notice them. They will not affect your vision in any significant way.
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Post  SamiPremier08 Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:22 pm

i don't believe that is correct, it was definately in my computer screen.
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:26 pm

SamiPremier08 wrote:i don't believe that is correct, it was definately in my computer screen.

Hmmmm Sammy. Could it be that you are overusing punctuation? You may be suffering from a rare form of compulsive behaviour known colloquially as 'periodomania' where the keyboard operator continually punches the full stop without even noticing. It should come to a full stop soon.
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Post  SamiPremier08 Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:29 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:
SamiPremier08 wrote:i don't believe that is correct, it was definately in my computer screen.

Hmmmm Sammy. Could it be that you are overusing punctuation? You may be suffering from a rare form of compulsive behaviour known colloquially as 'periodomania' where the keyboard operator continually punches the full stop without even noticing. It should come to a full stop soon.

nope because that way I would only see it when I had word processor open? saw it all the time.
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Post  GAA-Fan Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:31 pm

Is Harp still sold in Ireland?
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Post  bocerty Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:32 pm

GAA-Fan wrote:Is Harp still sold in Ireland?

indeed it is
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Post  GAA-Fan Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:33 pm

bocerty wrote:
GAA-Fan wrote:Is Harp still sold in Ireland?

indeed it is

Cant wait. That will officially be my favourite drink when/if I move to Ireland in 18 days.
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:35 pm

GAA-Fan wrote:
bocerty wrote:
GAA-Fan wrote:Is Harp still sold in Ireland?

indeed it is

Cant wait. That will officially be my favourite drink when/if I move to Ireland in 18 days.

You will be lucky to get it anywhere near Dublin - something to do with our sophisticated taste I believe. But its widely available elsewhere ........ Laughing
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Post  Guest Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:35 pm

What colour is glass?

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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:38 pm

EstherMayo1951 wrote:What colour is glass?

form is temporary - glass is permeable ....
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Post  Jayo Cluxton Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:39 pm

SamiPremier08 wrote:
nope because that way I would only see it when I had word processor open? saw it all the time.

Ok - give the dog a good combing and (as they say in Yorks) leave him out back for a few days.
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