Re: Everything answered thread.

Guest Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:15 pm

How do you prove the existance of anti-matter?

Guest Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:40 pm

AnMhí7 wrote:How do you prove the existance of anti-matter?

Check with your Uncle Matter

**Grenvile** Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:53 pm

AnMhí7 wrote:How do you prove the existance of anti-matter?

Read "Angels and Demons" by Dan Browne.

**Corner Forward** Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:59 pm

What does the number 12 smell like?

Guest Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:08 pm

Corner Forward wrote:What does the number 12 smell like?

A combination of the smell of a number 1 and a number 2 ?

Guest Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:09 pm

Ruanua wrote:
Corner Forward wrote:What does the number 12 smell like?

A combination of the smell of a number 1 and a number 2 ?

Or the smell of number 13 minus the smell of number 1?

**RMDrive** Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:46 pm

Ruanua wrote:
AnMhí7 wrote:How do you prove the existance of anti-matter?

Check with your Uncle Matter

"What's that pink and wrinkly thing that Uncle Matter sometimes takes out?" "That's your Aunty Matter son."

**clash-of-da-ash** Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:44 pm

Who was Ireland's first millionaire?

Guest Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:50 pm

clash-of-da-ash wrote:Who was Ireland's first millionaire?

The farmer that sold the land to the newgrange developers

**clash-of-da-ash** Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:53 pm

I was thinking Tony O'Reilly or someone like that or maybe one of the Guinness'.

Guest Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:08 pm

clash-of-da-ash wrote:I was thinking Tony O'Reilly or someone like that or maybe one of the Guinness'.

Being serious would have thought much further back to be honest.

The norman landlords would have had huge estates - Earls of Ormond/Desmond ?

**Corner Forward** Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:06 pm

Is this everything answered or everything aimlessly stabbed at by some gimp?

**bocerty** Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:09 pm

Corner Forward wrote:Is this everything answered or everything aimlessly stabbed at by some gimp?

cant answer that one sorry

**mullins** Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:12 pm

Corner Forward wrote:Is this everything answered or everything aimlessly stabbed at by some gimp?

whats a gimp

**clash-of-da-ash** Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:25 pm

Corner Forward wrote:Is this everything answered or everything aimlessly stabbed at by some gimp?

Everything answered.

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:46 pm

Corner Forward wrote:Is this everything answered or everything aimlessly stabbed at by some gimp?

I didn't see you take a stab at anything?? scratch

Guest Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:20 am

Corner Forward wrote:Is this everything answered or everything aimlessly stabbed at by some gimp?

Used to be the former but you are correct in your observation that some of the responses have become a bit random of late. Though there would appear to be a correlation between this emerging trend and the quality of the conunrdums that have been posed. Upon further examination the divergence can actually be isolated to the point at which some Jim Henson creation started to enquire about the odour of mathematical objects.

**mossbags** Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:30 am

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:30 am

mossbags wrote:Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

Because you can get a bra off with one hand but need two for the other ......

**Boxtyeater** Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:49 pm

Frankly, I'm bamboozled by the figures being spouted by politicos of all sides, but I must confess a small quirk of admiration for Michael Noonan (FG) as he enunciates the word "Billins".... Laughing

Naturally, this whole debacle is far removed from the terrain (no land being made as yet) of chez Boxty, but I have a small query, that our learned friends here might espouse upon......
The deficit, 2010, projected at €18bn. is to be reeled back by 2014, by means of a draconian budget, cutting health services, cutting public pay, raising taxes or whatever other vehicle crosses the minds of the civil servants in charge of budgetary controls....
These fookers, on their €200k salaries got us where we are, aided and abetted by an Alzeimeric Regulator who outdid RMD for sleeping at the wheel... Wink

But, if in 2010, we only take in €37bn and spend €55bn what the fook will the score be in 2011...These hoors are merely cutting skeoughs to bush gaps when more imaginative proposals are required.....Is there a county in Ireland that doesn't need 4 new schools at least.....FDR had the right plan in the '30s....

Last night in Limerick typified the nation.....entrenched, defensive, gutless, cowardly, fearful....
FFS, where's the flair, exuberence, bottle, imagination that brought us to the top......Cue with.....(

**bocerty** Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:25 pm

Why do people driving about in relatively new cars which are obviously fitted with a radio and cd player find the need to use an ipod or other such device to listen to music????

**black&white** Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:05 am

bocerty wrote:Why do people driving about in relatively new cars which are obviously fitted with a radio and cd player find the need to use an ipod or other such device to listen to music????

Driving to/from work I'll listen to the radio, same for most short drives, but at certain times radio can be utter ***** (Friday night driving home from Dublin is always dirge).
Hence, I prefer to listen to music by bands/artists that I know I like.

CD = 700MB - usually max of 20 songs.

iPod = 160GB - thousands of songs. Able to have huge variety of music to listen to without having to cart around 20 CDs, or having to pick out a different CD everytime you're driving somewhere.

I used an iTrip to listen to the music, not too sure about some of the gombeens that I see driving with headphones in, surely this is illegal? Question

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:34 am

No way B&W - Friday night is the best of all to be driving - with Friday Night 80s on Today FM!! Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, Teardrop Explodes, ABC ... ah! music heaven!

**bald eagle** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:51 am

How can Sweet n Sour Sauce be Sweet AND Sour at the same time?

**Grenvile** Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:58 am

bald eagle wrote:How can Sweet n Sour Sauce be Sweet AND Sour at the same time?

After a feed of pints one night we went into the local Chinese takeaway, asked what the sweet and sour was like. Little old Chinese woman said "It's a little bi' sweet and a little bi' sour"

Suspect

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