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I'LL kick it off with Ten phrases to get you through the XMAS.
Its that time of year where the company of distant relations, in laws - out laws - new found gimpish better halfs and numerous other akward conversation moments are thrown upon us.
So here is a list of the top TEN small talk and say something for the sake of saying something phrases for thsi time of year

1. Tight bit of weather we have been having
2. Ive never seen a month as sore on the oil
3. Ive never seen the telly as bad as it was this year
4. Petrol is getting right dear again
5. You can notice the stretch in the evenings
6. The town was quiet until Christmas eve
7. Not as many people heading to the North this year
8. Pubs were quiet this year
9. Doesn’t feel like Christmas this year
10. Next thing will the election

Ten things I will drink this Christmas.

Lager
Stout
White Wine
Red Wine
Hot Whiskey
Whiskey
Schleur
Sprite
Water
Green BPM

List of Ten Cadbury Roses in order of personal preference.

* Caramel
* Dairy Milk
* Golden Barrel
* Caramel Velvet
* Country Fudge
* Strawberry Dream
* Hazel in Caramel
* Hazel Whirl
* Tangy Orange Creme
* Brazilian Darkness

Ten Biggest Gimps on British TV

Jamie Oliver - Pukka - Bish Bosh - Coosty pretend to be one of the boys middle class twat
Alan Carr - Chatty Twat
Jimmy Carr - Dead pan one - liner twat
Russel Brand- Stick that Bookey Wooky up your Ponderland
Michael MCIntryre - Bouncing haired foppish twat
Gordon Ramsey - OK you can curse we get it
Lewis Hamilton - Not strictly a TV star but hes been on tell and is a big enough Gimp to be on any list
Andy Murray - See Lewis HAmilton
Jeremy Clarkson - Xenophobic self loving Gimp
Frankie Boyle- The odd controversial one liner I can take - but when you have an hour of it non stop on his new show
all he is is a scottish Jim Davidson/Roy Chubby Brown/bernard Manning - Foul mouthed
Gimps

Ten high-quality sitcoms:

Fawlty Towers
Dad's Army
Only Fools and Horses
Porridge
Father Ted
I'm Alan Partridge
The Vicar of Dibley
Peep Show
Blackadder
Goodnight Sweetheart

List of ten famous Belgians

- Jean Claude Van Damme
- Herman Van Rompuy
- Tintin
- Tintin's Dog
- Vincent Kompany
- Eddie Merckx
- Thomas Vermahlen
- Detective Poirot
- Kim Clisters
- Michelle Smith's husband

Ten things I will not be doing this Christmas *

Going to the local on Xmas Eve
Carol singing
Cleaning out the turkey
Cooking
Washing-up
Playing Monopoly
Watching any soap
Giving my drink to any unwanted callers - tea / coffee is fine for them
Standing under mistletoe
Enjoying the snow

*Many of these things I don't do at any time of year!

Foundered - Very cold [Jesus I'm foundered]
Rare - Strange or unusual [He's a rare boy]
Canny - Cannot [You canny do that]
Bother - Hassle [No bother hi]
Hanlin - Trouble or Fight or Argument [That was a wile hanlin last night]
Lock - Small amount of something [Throw a lock of turf on the fire there]
Well - Hello [Well boy]
Doll - Girl or woman [That was your doll from the shop]
Mind - To remember [Do you mind that night in the Grill]
Mon - Come on [Mon to fcuk]

"Staish the shape of the juck with the yock"

10 things I will be doing this Christmas!

Eating loads and not putting on weight!!
Drinking loads and not putting on any weoght!!!
Commandeering the remote control
Calling to friends who have 'full' cabinets
Commandeering the WII that Santa may bring
Hammering the kids at foosball
Drunkenly slumbering through the odd day
Not watching/reading anything to do with the news etc
A minimum 1,000 piece jigsaw - Santa better deliver!
Imparting my wisdom here from time to time .....

Sebastian wrote:List of ten famous Belgians
- Michelle Smith's husband

He be Dutch Seb .... she nearly won gold .... hence Dutch Gold!!!!!

ps RMD - I worked with a grand lass from Donegal and her greeting was always - 'Well - hows about ye?' and another expression was 'Now so'.

Foundered - Very cold [Jesus I'm foundered]
Rare - Strange or unusual [He's a rare boy]
Canny - Cannot [You canny do that]
Bother - Hassle [No bother hi]
Hanlin - Trouble or Fight or Argument [That was a wile hanlin last night]
Lock - Small amount of something [Throw a lock of turf on the fire there]
Well - Hello [Well boy]
Doll - Girl or woman [That was your doll from the shop]
Mind - To remember [Do you mind that night in the Grill]
Mon - Come on [Mon to fcuk]


Burren - River
Wile - very (e.g wild quiet )
Bray - Hill (as opposed to place where dubs go on daytrips)
ween - See Lock (a ween of halves = a quantity of spirits)
Rake - See ween or lock
Don = That - (mind don night in the grill)
Weemen - Females (there was some loose Weemen in the grill don night)
Racken - Similar to handlin but more prescriptive - A Handlin can also be a situation (eg losing car keys is a handlin)
Clouster - Akward/Messy person (hes some clouster when hes full)
Middin -strictly a heap of Animal manure - but mainly used to describe an unatrractive and overweight female

OMAR wrote:Foundered - Very cold [Jesus I'm foundered]
Rare - Strange or unusual [He's a rare boy]
Canny - Cannot [You canny do that]
Bother - Hassle [No bother hi]
Hanlin - Trouble or Fight or Argument [That was a wile hanlin last night]
Lock - Small amount of something [Throw a lock of turf on the fire there]
Well - Hello [Well boy]
Doll - Girl or woman [That was your doll from the shop]
Mind - To remember [Do you mind that night in the Grill]
Mon - Come on [Mon to fcuk]


Burren - River
Wile - very (e.g wild quiet )
Bray - Hill (as opposed to place where dubs go on daytrips)
ween - See Lock (a ween of halves = a quantity of spirits)
Rake - See ween or lock
Don = That - (mind don night in the grill)
Weemen - Females (there was some loose Weemen in the grill don night)
Racken - Similar to handlin but more prescriptive - A Handlin can also be a situation (eg losing car keys is a handlin)
Clouster - Akward/Messy person (hes some clouster when hes full)
Middin -strictly a heap of Animal manure - but mainly used to describe an unatrractive and overweight female

Where ya for Lawd?

New slang words coming from the GAA

A Joe Sheridan - a try in rugby
An Aidan O'Mahony - an Oscar winning performance
A Paul Galvin - throwng the book at someone
A Michael Sludden - not seeing something that everyone else does
A Bernard Brogan - perfection in whatever you turn your hand at
A Ryan McMenamin - same as doing a Vinny Jones
A Conor Mortimer - Going into hiding when the pressure comes on
A Francie Bellew - taking all in front of you
A Henry Shefflin - failing a late fitness test
A Brendan Cummins - downing pints from all angles!

Jayo Cluxton wrote:New slang words coming from the GAA

A Joe Sheridan - a try in rugby
An Aidan O'Mahony - an Oscar winning performance
A Paul Galvin - throwng the book at someone
A Michael Sludden - not seeing something that everyone else does
A Bernard Brogan - perfection in whatever you turn your hand at
A Ryan McMenamin - same as doing a Vinny Jones
A Conor Mortimer - Going into hiding when the pressure comes on
A Francie Bellew - taking all in front of you
A Henry Shefflin - failing a late fitness test
A Brendan Cummins - fowning pints from all angles!

A Martin Furlong - Saving a big game Penalty
A Charlie Redmond - Missing a big game penalty

A Ryan McMenamin - 3rd man tackle
A Vinny Murphy - 16th man tackle

A Pat Spillane - feigning a 10 minute injury
Mick Lyons - Causing a 10 minute injury

A Tony Davis - Red for nothing
A Niall Cahalane - No Red for Something

A Nicholas Murphy - Frequent victim of off the ball at throw in
A Ciaran Whelan - Opposite of above

Jayo Cluxton wrote:New slang words coming from the GAA

A Joe Sheridan - a try in rugby
An Aidan O'Mahony - an Oscar winning performance
A Paul Galvin - throwng the book at someone
A Michael Sludden - not seeing something that everyone else does
A Bernard Brogan - perfection in whatever you turn your hand at
A Ryan McMenamin - same as doing a Vinny Jones
A Conor Mortimer - Going into hiding when the pressure comes on
A Francie Bellew - taking all in front of you
A Henry Shefflin - failing a late fitness test
A Brendan Cummins - fowning pints from all angles!

is there one for making a complete twat of someones name

the name you require Mr Cluxton is Kevin Sludden

bocerty wrote:

Jayo Cluxton wrote:New slang words coming from the GAA

A Joe Sheridan - a try in rugby
An Aidan O'Mahony - an Oscar winning performance
A Paul Galvin - throwng the book at someone
A Michael Sludden - not seeing something that everyone else does
A Bernard Brogan - perfection in whatever you turn your hand at
A Ryan McMenamin - same as doing a Vinny Jones
A Conor Mortimer - Going into hiding when the pressure comes on
A Francie Bellew - taking all in front of you
A Henry Shefflin - failing a late fitness test
A Brendan Cummins - fowning pints from all angles!

is there one for making a complete twat of someones name

the name you require Mr Cluxton is Kevin Sludden

For correcting someone with a wrong name with another wrong name - A Bocerty

Martin Sludden FFS

Sebastian wrote:

bocerty wrote:

Jayo Cluxton wrote:New slang words coming from the GAA

A Joe Sheridan - a try in rugby
An Aidan O'Mahony - an Oscar winning performance
A Paul Galvin - throwng the book at someone
A Michael Sludden - not seeing something that everyone else does
A Bernard Brogan - perfection in whatever you turn your hand at
A Ryan McMenamin - same as doing a Vinny Jones
A Conor Mortimer - Going into hiding when the pressure comes on
A Francie Bellew - taking all in front of you
A Henry Shefflin - failing a late fitness test
A Brendan Cummins - fowning pints from all angles!

is there one for making a complete twat of someones name

the name you require Mr Cluxton is Kevin Sludden

For correcting someone with a wrong name with another wrong name - A Bocerty

Martin Sludden FFS

well spotted Seb you little bollox Kevin is his brother and a much more arrogant hoor than the ref himself

Things I won't get for Christmas

-A new laptop charger
-A new laptop
-A new bra or two
-A school jumper that isn't unraveling
-A Marilyn Monroe poster
-Take That tickets
-Silly bands
-New studio fix
-New UGGs
-New Adidas top


But ah well.. Only one or two of them are really needed

10 numbers in binary
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Sebastian wrote:List of ten famous Belgians

- Jean Claude Van Damme
- Herman Van Rompuy
- Tintin
- Tintin's Dog
- Vincent Kompany
- Eddie Merckx
- Thomas Vermahlen
- Detective Poirot
- Kim Clisters
- Michelle Smith's husband

Did Kim Clisters EVER beat the more famous Belgian ladies tennis player?

patrique wrote:
Did Kim Clisters EVER beat the more famous Belgian ladies tennis player?

No, which is why she retired in the first place, and only came back when the other one retired.

10 recent Cavan players who we tipped to be the next big thing but never made an impact:

-Anthony Gaynor
-Barry Watters
-Ray Cullivan
-Michael Lyng
-Enda Gaffney
-Nicholas Walsh
-Shane Maguire
-Gerald Pierson
-Cian Mackey
-Ray Galligan

Ten women I wouldnt say no to

1. Hayley Williams (Paramore singer)
2. Yvonne Strahovski (Actress - Sarah in chuck)
3. Megan Fox (Actress)
4. New entry Ashley Greene (Actress)
5. Bianca Beauchamp (Model)
6. Marisa Miller (Model)
7. Nadja Peujen (Coal Chamber bassist)
8. Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil singer)
9. Karin Axelsson (Sonic Syndicate - Bassist)
10. Dita Von Tesse (Dancer)

10 men I wouldn't say no to

-Graham Geraghty
-Eoin Kelly (Waterford)
-Bernard Brogan
-Robert Sheehan
-Mitch Hewer
-David Beckham
-Christiano Ronaldo
-Aaron Johnson
-Tom Meighan
-Channing Tatum