Pacific Island here I come.

Got this e-mailed to me earlier. So it's farewell from me lads. I don't know if there will be an internet connection on the Island so I will probably be unable to post. Anyway, you will all be dead from the black hole.


Dear Friend,
How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent and serious matter.
My name is Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, senior data analyst here at the CERN institute based here in Geneva CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is one of the world’s largest and most respected centres for scientific research. Its business is fundamental physics, finding out what the Universe is made of and how it works. You may have seen on the news that, in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider machine has been colliding high-speed beams of energy in order to explore new physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been adamant that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH.
The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is extremely dangerous, and could cause global disaster. This experiment has a 95% of causing a black hole, thus swallowing a large area of the planet. The scientists do not want you to know this as they know it will cause panic. However, I can help you.
I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated to a safe location on an island in the South Pacific via aeroplane. You have been selected from random to take part in this evacuation, thus continuing the survival of the human race.
Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with the following information:

Full name:
Age:
Contact number:
Country:
Email address:

LOL at blackhole only swallowing half the planet!

RMDrive wrote:Got this e-mailed to me earlier. So it's farewell from me lads. I don't know if there will be an internet connection on the Island so I will probably be unable to post. Anyway, you will all be dead from the black hole.


I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated to a safe location on an island in the South Pacific via aeroplane. You have been selected from random to take part in this evacuation, thus continuing the survival of the human race.

I'm assuming Mrs.RMD will be included in this most humane gesture....Or has Kerry Katriona been invited on the QT?
Also I noted there was no mention of liquor or fags at this noble destination..Could you check this aspect of the junket out for us RMD and report back. Are you bringing your boots and togs?....
A word of caution...I think this Farnsworth dude wrote to me a while back telling me my new Audi A4 was waiting for me at my local dealer but it proved to be a bummer..
Don't resign just yet lad......

RMDrive wrote: our Large Hadron Collider machine has been colliding

Are the R and D in the right place there ?

ps Ronald - you have some weird friends ........