Jobs .... What d'ya do?

I have reason to believe that Mossbags sells bonsai trees. His name fits in with this hunch - so ....

Bonsai Pseudolarix 30 cm 9 yr old
More commonly known as the Golden larch bonsai pseudolarix is in fact not a true Larch but more closely related to Picea and Cedrus
From €44,99

Bonsai Rhododendron indicum 10 yr old
Satsuki Azaleas have been grown for centuries as bonsai in Japan. They are easy to maintain and look delightful all year round.
From €48,99

Bonsai Zanthoxylum 20cm 14 yr old
This unusual delicately scented Bonsai is also known as the Chinese Pepper or Sichuan Pepper tree.
From €21,99

Form an orderly queue now tipsters please

mossbags wrote:Form an orderly queue now tipsters please

I had a Satsuki Azalea but I had to get rid of it - I was only getting 25 miles to the gallon ...

I'm a project manager.

RMDrive wrote:I'm a project manager.

Is this the project or the "pet" project.

RMDrive wrote:I'm a project manager.

What sort of projects do you manage RMD?

Student.. So nothing

I used to be a caddy but had back trouble
Then I was a barman but developed a drink and fruit machine addiction problem
I worked as an accountant and tax advisor for publicans and farmers but got offended when they wouldn't tell me the truth
I worked as an auditor for a large accountancy firm but it bored me to drink (no offence B&W)
I currently work with Barristers, Solictors, Bankers, Merchant Bankers, Actuaries and Brain Surgeons but am none of these.

OMAR wrote:
I currently work with Barristers, Solictors, Bankers, Merchant Bankers, Actuaries and Brain Surgeons but am none of these.

Surprisingly similar clientèle,

For me, I would add a hedge fund manager (knob), a CEO of a world famous daily newspaper (who I managed to break and fix a piece of furniture belong to without their knowledge), an editor of a pretty well known lifestyle magazine and a retired Hollywood actor who once told a fella something about sleeping with fishes.

I, of course, am none of these.

OMAR wrote:I used to be a caddy but had back trouble
Then I was a barman but developed a drink and fruit machine addiction problem
I worked as an accountant and tax advisor for publicans and farmers but got offended when they wouldn't tell me the truth
I worked as an auditor for a large accountancy firm but it bored me to drink (no offence B&W)
I currently work with Barristers, Solictors, Bankers, Merchant Bankers, Actuaries and Brain Surgeons but am none of these.

I have previously worked as number 1, 2 and 3 on Omar's list (no back trouble though, add in butchers, clam farmers and builders to number 3)

Throw in a year teaching tutorials in NUI Galway, and that sums up my previous work experience.

Currently working at number 4, as indicated by Omar, but currently looking at exit options (for much the same reasons).

After 25 seconds in all hois best dressed glory, complete with Number 1 haircut...............

I am a Civil servant allegedly.

The girl on the front who also speaks on this is my protege who is doing well.

I seem to be all over You Tube these days.

All seems a bit Father Teddish

"Down with this sort of thing"

Jayo Cluxton wrote:I have reason to believe that Mossbags sells bonsai trees. His name fits in with this hunch - so ....

You failed to start the ball rolling JC??

I clean money import smokes and get the dole..

mullins wrote:I clean money import smokes and get the dole..

You sound like my kinda man!