Forum Kris Kindle....

[Boxtyeater]

The management of the Forum have laboured me with the Kris Kindle operation again this year....RMD has made the draw (defensive approach, loads of possession, pressie retention) type stuff but I must carry on....

I'm not allowed at this juncture to say whom I've drawn, but you're free to post your Secret Santas here...

[OMAR]

Ive drawn that Parouisa - Newbie
Seeing as he is a Fresher i'm a bit in the dark .

I have an unwanted Slab of Heino/ six steps to sam DVD and 2 dozen Sopladeine Plus but he doesn't seem like that sort of geezer. ?

[Boxtyeater]

Ive drawn that Parouisa - Newbie
Seeing as he is a Fresher i'm a bit in the dark .

I have an unwanted Slab of Heino/ six steps to sam DVD and 2 dozen Sopladeine Plus but he doesn't seem like that sort of geezer. ?

A man of your talents could surely have found something like a calendar with the months outlined in Modesty, Humility, Gratitude etc.,
Bad form......

[Parouisa]

Kris Kindles are a load of crap. Save yer money for the property tax. At €1 a can I have more Heino than you could shake a litre glass at.

[OMAR]

Kris Kindles are a load of crap. Save yer money for the property tax. At €1 a can I have more Heino than you could shake a litre glass at.

Prefer the bottles myself - 2 x 20 for €30 = 75cents a bottle

And yet still people drive to Newry in their droves - How much do ye need to drink over Xmas to make that a saving ?

[Boxtyeater]

Kris Kindles are a load of crap. Save yer money for the property tax. At €1 a can I have more Heino than you could shake a litre glass at.

Thinly veiled "I won the raffle in the pub - 10 pints - and now I'm the King".....

[Parouisa]

And yet still people drive to Newry in their droves - How much do ye need to drink over Xmas to make that a saving ?

Not sure but I'd be willing to give it a real go! But surely no-one goes north for booze now???

A lot of people who go to Newry are from Louth and other areas right across the border are visited by their neighbours in the South. And then they wonder about the high unemployment rates in Dundalk etc ....

[Boxtyeater]

Kris Kindles are a load of crap. Save yer money for the property tax. At €1 a can I have more Heino than you could shake a litre glass at.

Prefer the bottles myself - 2 x 20 for €30 = 75cents a bottle

And yet still people drive to Newry in their droves - How much do ye need to drink over Xmas to make that a saving ?

A very valid point OMAR. 100 cans for €100 most places in ROI. This Christmas thing is madness, 10 sliced pans, 20 litres of milk, blah blah...Yet some fools will consider it "manly" to buy €50 rounds for randomers....

[Royal_Girl2k9]

Whoever got me.. I need a new calculator. Santy is a bit busy at work atm so she isn't sure she will be able to get the right one... Its pink and a cassio. Sound

[Boxtyeater]

Whoever got me.. I need a new calculator. Santy is a bit busy at work atm so she isn't sure she will be able to get the right one... Its pink and a cassio. Sound

Look here newbie..This forum expects erudition at the highest level.
Look over your post...The grammar and punctuation might need a tweak....The bi-sexual Santy beats Banagher.....

Dear God..............

Edit..Apologies RG, I felt I was addressing that illerate newbie Parouisa....

[Royal_Girl2k9]

Whoever got me.. I need a new calculator. Santy is a bit busy at work atm so she isn't sure she will be able to get the right one... Its pink and a cassio. Sound

Look here newbie..This forum expects erudition at the highest level.
Look over your post...The grammar and punctuation might need a tweak....The bi-sexual Santy beats Banagher.....

Dear God..............

Edit..Apologies RG, I felt I was addressing that illerate newbie Parouisa....

You thought that the 'newbie', Parouisa, would want a new pink calculator?

And my sincerest apologies on the terrible grammar and punctuation. Personally, I blame the government.

[Parouisa]

Feel free to attack me. But at least do it against things that I post. Thanks.

[Boxtyeater]

I appear to have drawn Loyal2TheRoyal.....

I'm in a bitéén of a quandry here. I have on hands a brace of books (duly read and much thumbed) ..

A. Out of our Skins, by Liam Hayes or:
B. The Boylan Years: ed:Liam Hayes..

These books represent the glory days of Meath football, carefully inter-twining the marriage of some extremely talented players with their more robust counterparts in the pursuance of the only thing that mattered..success.

These may prove to be valuable bodies of work in future years, so hence my reluctance to part with one or other.

Uh Ho....A portrait of See The Stars might fill the bill.....OK Loyal..

[The Puke]

I appear to have drawn Loyal2TheRoyal.....

I'm in a bitéén of a quandry here. I have on hands a brace of books (duly read and much thumbed) ..

A. Out of our Skins, by Liam Hayes or:
B. The Boylan Years: ed:Liam Hayes..

These books represent the glory days of Meath football, carefully inter-twining the marriage of some extremely talented players with their more robust counterparts in the pursuance of the only thing that mattered..success.

These may prove to be valuable bodies of work in future years, so hence my reluctance to part with one or other.

Uh Ho....A portrait of See The Stars might fill the bill.....OK Loyal..

An idiots guide to the rudimentaries of Association Football would be of far more use

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