Sentences you will never read on GG ....

TC: Sorry I am wrong there.

Boxtyeater: Darling, our tax clearance certificate has just arrived.

OMAR: Another pint of Dutch Gold there please.

Jonsmith: We have to look after the more unfortunate in society.

Parouisa: 'To save everyone else from having to endure this tedious argument, I'll let you have the last word.'


(Sorry P, I was wrong to write that! )

Parouisa: It looks as though the Catholic church may have been wrong after all

The Puke wrote:Parouisa: It looks as though the Catholic church may have been wrong after all

Please!! It's Fr Parouisa!

TC: Its great to see that this sport has come on leaps and bounds - maybe some day in the future we will have mixed gender teams at a proffesional level
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Parousia: Well the Dublin player was clearly in the wrong here..

Boxty: Don't worry about your spelling and grammar we know what you mean.

TC: I don't recall anything about that particular game.

Omar: I nipped into town in the Starlet and picked up a few €5 bottles of wine and a Super Sams for me and the missus.

JS: Alex Ferguson should be sacked.

B&W: United are up the creek without a paddle.

RMD: If some of you are having difficulty posting messages it is due to the sheer volume of traffic.

NSG: Looking forward to receiving my OBE next year.

OMAR wrote:TC: Its great to see that this sport has come on leaps and bounds - maybe some day in the future we will have mixed gender teams at a proffesional level
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Jeeze, the very thought of it. Few tough looking types in that picture too...

Jonsmith wrote:Parousia: Well the Dublin player was clearly in the wrong here..

Boxty: Don't worry about your spelling and grammar we know what you mean.

TC: I don't recall anything about that particular game.

Omar: I nipped into town in the Starlet and picked up a few €5 bottles of wine and a Super Sams for me and the missus.

Don't write off Super Sams just yet - Rang up a certain establishment on the West cavan/Leitrim/sligo
border looking for a table for 6 and B&B - first available night is December 2012. Long live Austerity

As regards dutch Gold cheap wine etc.- This weekend 12 bottles of Becks for €5 - Wine snobbery comes a distant second.

p.s What the fook is a starlet ?

A Starlet was an acceptable team bus for an U12 team in the late 90's...

The Puke: "I'd have fierce time for the Down hurlers, they're a committed bunch and in no way callow".
NSG: "I'd have fierce time for The Puke, he's an authority on hurling matters".
Thomas Clarke: "I'd agree for once with JayoCluxton, Canavan was over-rated".
Bocerty: "I can get overly passionate about things at times".
Parouisa: "You gotta' admire the craft and cunning of these rural parasites".
Jonsmith: "Ferguson is a whiskey-nosed, authoritarian gimp of the highest order".
OMAR: "All I could get was an Lower Cusack, foodless, drinkless and I had to pay for it".
Loyal2TheRoyal: "Despite promotion in the league we're useless. Kevin Reilly was a disaster again today".
Royal Girl: "We brought on Geraghty, again, he's old, ugly and useless".
RMD: "I'm all for success with style but (coughs) gimme' success anyday".
RKF: "Ye're always blaming Galvin and rightly so. Galvin is the Devil Incarnate".
HurlingGuru: "I'm adjacent to the Shark Hanlons and indeed Mullins' yard, I'll have definite word in the morning".
Black&White: "I'm possibly in breach of a confidentially clause, but the word is...."
Bald Eagle: "God how I admire Tyrone, her people, clubs and players. Sometimes I wish I was born in Ballygawley".

RMD, 'It's time we had a seperate racing forum on here'

Boxtyeater, 'Roscommon is perhaps a more succesful GAA county than Leitrim'

Puke, 'I admit it, I was wrong all along about Binocular'

Thomas Clarke, 'Kerry were indeed the team of the decade'

Jayo Cluxton, Honestly speaking, I have absolutely no idea what Im talking about'

L2TR, 'I admit it, I was wumming all along about Joe Canning'

Boxtyeater wrote:
HurlingGuru: "I'm adjacent to the Shark Hanlons and indeed Mullins' yard, I'll have definite word in the morning".

:If only...