Virtual Bar

mullins wrote:

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:Can I get a man who isn't a pr1ck?

royal girl behave ,no need to use the lingo to make your point ...

Ok so, can I have a man who isn't a bol0x?

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:Can I get a man who isn't a pr1ck?

Scope for amendment here....

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:

mullins wrote:

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:Can I get a man who isn't a pr1ck?

royal girl behave ,no need to use the lingo to make your point ...

Ok so, can I have a man who isn't a bol0x?

you could have a problem there..maybe if you left the Meath area that would help

mullins wrote:

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:

mullins wrote:

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:Can I get a man who isn't a pr1ck?

royal girl behave ,no need to use the lingo to make your point ...

Ok so, can I have a man who isn't a bol0x?

you could have a problem there..maybe if you left the Meath area that would help

Think the problem is how close I live to Dublin actually..

This oul virtual bar is dying. Must be all buying the drink in the Offie and supping at home ....

Jayo Cluxton wrote:This oul virtual bar is dying. Must be all buying the drink in the Offie and supping at home ....

Or field.

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:

Jayo Cluxton wrote:This oul virtual bar is dying. Must be all buying the drink in the Offie and supping at home ....

Or field.

Or back of shed.....

It's a time for pints and shorts, for low voices and huddled groups, for not arguing over the next round because there'll be another one to buy anyways.

Two pints and two half ones for myself and JC. And a big bottle of lemonade and crisps for the childer..

Jonsmith wrote:It's a time for pints and shorts, for low voices and huddled groups, for not arguing over the next round because there'll be another one to buy anyways.

Two pints and two half ones for myself and JC. And a big bottle of lemonade and crisps for the childer..

can ive salt and vinegear???

Can I have vodka with my lemonade?

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:Can I have vodka with my lemonade?

Sure in 6 years.

JS - we'll have to get them to build a play area here ..... otherwise we'll have no peace. Jaysus the car was good enough for me as a nipper ...

Jayo Cluxton wrote:

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:Can I have vodka with my lemonade?

Sure in 6 years.

JS - we'll have to get them to build a play area here ..... otherwise we'll have no peace. Jaysus the car was good enough for me as a nipper ...

Throw out a pink snack there and give us a fiver for pool and shup with yer wingeing....

gaamad1996 wrote:Throw out a pink snack there and give us a fiver for pool and shup with yer wingeing....

Jeeze - you coulda asked for a yellow or blue one ....

And pool was 20p in my day - and I got 10+ games for that too - winner holding the table!

Jayo Cluxton wrote:

gaamad1996 wrote:Throw out a pink snack there and give us a fiver for pool and shup with yer wingeing....

Jeeze - you coulda asked for a yellow or blue one ....

And pool was 20p in my day - and I got 10+ games for that too - winner holding the table!

A pink snack can be for breakfest lunch or dinner the others arent as versatile

In your day there was no such thing as virtual bars sure what can ye do. Ah yes but fees...theres racing from leopardstown in the corner we're throwing in a few bob now enough said throw over the hard cash

Is pool the one with the red and orange balls or the colourdy balls? I'm better at the first one. And Jason in 6 years when I get my vodka and lemonade I'll be 21, bit excessive no?

gaamad1996 wrote:

Jonsmith wrote:It's a time for pints and shorts, for low voices and huddled groups, for not arguing over the next round because there'll be another one to buy anyways.

Two pints and two half ones for myself and JC. And a big bottle of lemonade and crisps for the childer..

can ive salt and vinegear???

Course you can, don't go mad on the lemonade for fear of accidents....
No you may not RG.. I kept my pledge and it did me the world of good, I recommend you try it too!

A young fella used to be in with a regular punter at work.. Always left to his own devices. Only 6 or 7. Well known by all locals. Heard him approach a group one evening:
"Excuse me!!"
*Group all stop and look at him
"Would yous like to hear a joke?"
*Group nods and smiles, He tells the joke. All laugh, most of it genuine. Gosson begins to frown..
"Em, I don't tell them for free yaknow?"
*Explosion of laughter followed by donations

Little fooker repeated with every table in the pub and walked out with a hell of a lot more than I earned for that hour..
Possible relation of Boxty's..

Jayo Cluxton wrote:

gaamad1996 wrote:Throw out a pink snack there and give us a fiver for pool and shup with yer wingeing....

Jeeze - you coulda asked for a yellow or blue one ....

And pool was 20p in my day - and I got 10+ games for that too - winner holding the table!

So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Either you have lost it JS or I am guessing its lines from a film and if so I am guessing Forrest Gump?

The pledge you made at your confirmation? Jon my dear, mine is long broken and I don't think there's really much chance in me ever getting it back.

Jonsmith wrote:

gaamad1996 wrote:

Jonsmith wrote:It's a time for pints and shorts, for low voices and huddled groups, for not arguing over the next round because there'll be another one to buy anyways.

Two pints and two half ones for myself and JC. And a big bottle of lemonade and crisps for the childer..

can ive salt and vinegear???

Course you can, don't go mad on the lemonade for fear of accidents....
No you may not RG.. I kept my pledge and it did me the world of good, I recommend you try it too!

A young fella used to be in with a regular punter at work.. Always left to his own
devices. Only 6 or 7. Well known by all locals. Heard him approach a group one evening:
"Excuse me!!"

*Group all stop and look at him
"Would yous like to hear a joke?"
*Group nods and smiles, He tells the joke. All laugh, most of it genuine. Gosson begins to frown..
"Em, I don't tell them for free yaknow?"
*Explosion of laughter followed by donations

Little fooker repeated with every table in the pub and walked out with a hell of a lot more than I earned for that hour..
Possible relation of Boxty's..

Ah well sure we've all tryed it JS up in tge north at the point to pointers no harm in 1 or 2 or 3 shots ofthe clear shtuff.....make up your mind whether im talking bou lemonade or the auld vodka

that man to me is a pioneer. Im using that one every month now in the local

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:The pledge you made at your confirmation? Jon my dear, mine is long broken and I don't think there's really much chance in me ever getting it back.

If GG was playing in a game and kicked a few wides in the first half (don't reply saying it wouldn't happen!) would he stay in the dressing room for the second half?

Jonsmith wrote:

Royal_Girl2k9 wrote:The pledge you made at your confirmation? Jon my dear, mine is long broken and I don't think there's really much chance in me ever getting it back.

If GG was playing in a game and kicked a few wides in the first half (don't reply saying it wouldn't happen!) would he stay in the dressing room for the second half?

Well apart from the fact that it wouldn't happen, I doubt it. He'd just come out and be all amazing and sexy in the second hald but I can't do that so

Rumour has it this place is going into receivership .....

Jayo Cluxton wrote:Rumour has it this place is going into receivership .....

No sure this is a sister of the Dail Virtual Bar chances of this closing down are the chances of bertie aherns pension being cancelled