Ulster Posters

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:06 pm

I notice a lot of Ulster posters on here but they don't post much. Its not like they are shy or anything - usually the lippiest people you'll meet (after the Dubs! Cool

)

Mind you I dunno what the Derry crowd are doing on a GAA board Rolling Eyes

, Monaghan similarly, Tyrone only invented in 2003 Mad

and Donegal .... well if we had a holidays thread.

Mind you they are not as obnoxious as Ulster posters elsewhere!! Basketball

**bald eagle** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:17 pm

Now Now Jayo, you don't want to risk being called Anti-Ulster now do you Very Happy

As for you're jibe about us poor Derry lot, below the belt man!! Crying or Very sad

Bring back Jayos Holiday threads i say!!!! cheers

**RMDrive** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:20 pm

bald eagle wrote:Now Now Jayo, you don't want to risk being called Anti-Ulster now do you

As for you're jibe about us poor Derry lot, below the belt man!!

Bring back Jayos Holiday threads i say!!!!

Send Jayo on holiday I say!!

Just cause the Ulster boys don't toe the party line in regard to the sanctity of Dublin and Kerry. Razz

**mid-mon man** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:29 pm

Again, low blow JC!

Seems like it's only a matter if time before an "Ulster vs the rest" mentality develops in here! Razz

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:34 pm

mid-mon man wrote:Again, low blow JC!

Seems like it's only a matter if time before an "Ulster vs the rest" mentality develops in here!

Ah just asking MMM!!! I mean I've passed through Monaghan a good few times - thank God! cheers

Think I'll go out and get a couple of beers - this could be a long one.... Laughing

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:39 pm

Just thinking shouldn't all talk about Ulster football be in the non GAA thread??

ps Back in 5 - just gone to get the beer....

**RMDrive** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:41 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:Just thinking shouldn't all talk about Ulster football be in the non GAA thread??

ps Back in 5 - just gone to get the beer....

Ah ye Dubs take the biscuit. There was one on the Donegal pages of boards.ie earlier asking about the train service between Dublin and Donegal and then asking if the airport was far from the City Centre.
FFS lads. Evil or Very Mad

**mid-mon man** Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:45 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:
mid-mon man wrote:Again, low blow JC!

Seems like it's only a matter if time before an "Ulster vs the rest" mentality develops in here!

Ah just asking MMM!!! I mean I've passed through Monaghan a good few times - thank God!

Think I'll go out and get a couple of beers - this could be a long one....

I can just imagine it now, JC driving past the "Welcome to Monaghan" sign, and quickly locking the doors and rolling up the windows! Razz

Mind you in some places that's a necessity, the smell of mushrooms can be overpowering!

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:20 pm

mid-mon man wrote:
Jayo Cluxton wrote:
mid-mon man wrote:Again, low blow JC!

Seems like it's only a matter if time before an "Ulster vs the rest" mentality develops in here!

Ah just asking MMM!!! I mean I've passed through Monaghan a good few times - thank God!

Think I'll go out and get a couple of beers - this could be a long one....

I can just imagine it now, JC driving past the "Welcome to Monaghan" sign, and quickly locking the doors and rolling up the windows!

Mind you in some places that's a necessity, the smell of mushrooms can be overpowering!

Ha Ha MMM! Remember I posted on the Monaghan board looking for info when they found the gold in Clontibret!!! Very Happy

Years ago when I was on school holidays I worked on a lorry delivering to hospitals and we knocked down a dog in Clontibret. Driver made me get out and drag him off the road. More anecdotal stories involved but over a beer sometime!!

**mid-mon man** Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:39 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:
mid-mon man wrote:
Jayo Cluxton wrote:
mid-mon man wrote:Again, low blow JC!

Seems like it's only a matter if time before an "Ulster vs the rest" mentality develops in here!

Ah just asking MMM!!! I mean I've passed through Monaghan a good few times - thank God!

Think I'll go out and get a couple of beers - this could be a long one....

I can just imagine it now, JC driving past the "Welcome to Monaghan" sign, and quickly locking the doors and rolling up the windows!

Mind you in some places that's a necessity, the smell of mushrooms can be overpowering!

Ha Ha MMM! Remember I posted on the Monaghan board looking for info when they found the gold in Clontibret!!! Years ago when I was on school holidays I worked on a lorry delivering to hospitals and we knocked down a dog in Clontibret. Driver made me get out and drag him off the road. More anecdotal stories involved but over a beer sometime!!

That's right JC, remember that post about the gold alright! Not a word about the gold since mind, don't know if anything substantial came of it at all! And the thing about the dog is most interesting - I've cousins who live along the main Dublin-Derry road just down from Clontibret, and their dog was found dead along the road years ago! Shocked

Honest to god, not a word of a lie! Wasn't a black dog by any chance? Most likely this is completely different as it wasn't actually in Clontibret itself, and the dog wasn't along the main road, but in a lane a bit! You hardly went to the trouble of dragging the dog that far!
But loads of dogs are killed on that road though, bloody reckless drivers from Dublin! Razz

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:43 pm

mid-mon man wrote:
Jayo Cluxton wrote:
mid-mon man wrote:
Jayo Cluxton wrote:
mid-mon man wrote:Again, low blow JC!

Seems like it's only a matter if time before an "Ulster vs the rest" mentality develops in here!

Ah just asking MMM!!! I mean I've passed through Monaghan a good few times - thank God!

Think I'll go out and get a couple of beers - this could be a long one....
I'm saying nothing - and I mean NOTHING without me solicitor.......

I can just imagine it now, JC driving past the "Welcome to Monaghan" sign, and quickly locking the doors and rolling up the windows!

Mind you in some places that's a necessity, the smell of mushrooms can be overpowering!

Ha Ha MMM! Remember I posted on the Monaghan board looking for info when they found the gold in Clontibret!!! Years ago when I was on school holidays I worked on a lorry delivering to hospitals and we knocked down a dog in Clontibret. Driver made me get out and drag him off the road. More anecdotal stories involved but over a beer sometime!!

That's right JC, remember that post about the gold alright! Not a word about the gold since mind, don't know if anything substantial came of it at all! And the thing about the dog is most interesting - I've cousins who live along the main Dublin-Derry road just down from Clontibret, and their dog was found dead along the road years ago! Honest to god, not a word of a lie! Wasn't a black dog by any chance? Most likely this is completely different as it wasn't actually in Clontibret itself, and the dog wasn't along the main road, but in a lane a bit! You hardly went to the trouble of dragging the dog that far!
But loads of dogs are killed on that road though, bloody reckless drivers from Dublin!

**mid-mon man** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:01 pm

No charges will be pressed JC, just get it off your chest and you'll have a clear conscience! Razz

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:07 pm

mid-mon man wrote:No charges will be pressed JC, just get it off your chest and you'll have a clear conscience!

Well, sniff, sniff, I was about 17 it was very early eighties so nobody had nowt. The lorry driver (great guy) was behind a school bus and pointing at me to the girls in the back. Sniff, sniff, then we overtook the bus. Just going through Clontibret - near church (hill?) there are a couple of bungalows opposite - they were relatively new at the time... think they have mature evergreens around them now - a dog (BLACK and WHITE) walked in front of us. Mindful of the fact that the school bus was behind us we ............... how am I doin so far????

**mid-mon man** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:15 pm

Well that's the wrong decade anyway JC so you're off the hook by the first line!

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:33 pm

mid-mon man wrote:Well that's the wrong decade anyway JC so you're off the hook by the first line!

(Well this was the first dog we killed ...)

No, anyway - we had no choice but to run over the poor mutt

!! So we pulled in 4 miles down the road cos we were doing 150 mph ... No we pulled in - shocked - and driver hands me the glove we used for putting the diesel (proper Southern stuff) in. And says 'pull the poor b**tard in off the road'. 'F*** off' sez I. 'you were driving!' 'Go on' sezs he 'I don't feel great'. S**t! What a Face

So I hopped out of the Sam Fox decorated cab and walked towards poor dog. Lifeless - but not crushed (apparently that happens roadkill animals when subsequent vehicles run over them but not the first cos their bodies are still full of air (oxygen and that kind of thing) - and there was a trickle of blood from his mouth and some air still exhaling - like he was smoking.

Do you want to hear the end??

**mid-mon man** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:43 pm

Quite a graphic description there JC!

Go on then, lets hear the final act! How did you dispose of the body Question

**Jayo Cluxton** Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:58 pm

mid-mon man wrote: Quite a graphic description there JC!

Go on then, lets hear the final act! How did you dispose of the body

Well as I stood above the cadaver - obviously too late for last rites etc - I notice a small elderly hunched woman approach. Oh f**k!! I thought - this is her dog - has been her faithful companion since hubby died - only other thing in her life etc etc.

So I sheepishly murmured (just like dating in Donegal Laughing

) - eh, is it your dog ma'am. 'Ah no' sez she - 'belongs to the kids over there' pointing to a house.

Right sez I and dragged the poor thing (it was dead weight) over to the house (relieved that there wasn't a car in sight and it wasn't hers) and sadly left it in the garden. I hopped into a silent lorry and we headed off.

It was only later that a picture of kids arriving home from a fun summer's day out to find Patch dead in their garden emerged in my mind - and it still haunts me a little. Just wanted to get outta there and didn't think it through........

So thats it - sad but true - but some night I must tell you about the time the lorry short-circuited just outside Letterkenny and did a Jesse James - it went up in flames ....

Guest Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:03 am

Jayo Cluxton wrote:I notice a lot of Ulster posters on here but they don't post much. Its not like they are shy or anything - usually the lippiest people you'll meet (after the Dubs! )

Mind you I dunno what the Derry crowd are doing on a GAA board , Monaghan similarly, Tyrone only invented in 2003 and Donegal .... well if we had a holidays thread.

Mind you they are not as obnoxious as Ulster posters elsewhere!!

Mr Cluxton...It's been 14 years since you won same 16 years for us..not such a big difference there eh?? Very Happy

**lino_de_legend** Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:48 am

ah jayo, dont let this site go " that way!" an anti ulster thread, hand me the noose....

**GAA-Fan** Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:09 am

Ill let Jayo decide what to to with the topic Razz

**Jayo Cluxton** Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:48 am

Admin wrote:Ill let Jayo decide what to to with the topic

Quiet night - lots of posters on - so JC decides to throw in a hot one!!! Razz

**mid-mon man** Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:54 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:
Admin wrote:Ill let Jayo decide what to to with the topic

Quiet night - lots of posters on - so JC decides to throw in a hot one!!!

I dread to think what it'll be like this Sunday then if there's loads on with this party!

Maybe we'll find out more of JC's rampages through Ulster!

**RMDrive** Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:24 pm

mid-mon man wrote:
Jayo Cluxton wrote:
Admin wrote:Ill let Jayo decide what to to with the topic

Quiet night - lots of posters on - so JC decides to throw in a hot one!!!

I dread to think what it'll be like this Sunday then if there's loads on with this party!

Maybe we'll find out more of JC's rampages through Ulster!

Some madman in a dub lin jersey leaving a trail of destruction behind him ... and it's not Ciaran Whelan Twisted Evil

**Jayo Cluxton** Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:32 pm

RMDrive wrote:

Some madman in a dub lin jersey leaving a trail of destruction behind him ... and it's not Ciaran Whelan

I still have the lorry fire in Letterkenny to relate ....

**mid-mon man** Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:50 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:
RMDrive wrote:

Some madman in a dub lin jersey leaving a trail of destruction behind him ... and it's not Ciaran Whelan

I still have the lorry fire in Letterkenny to relate ....

That will be an interesting one JC, perhaps RMD will have heard of it a while back!

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