Hallowe'en

I just can't decide what to dress up as this year! Last year was a bit of a disaster when I dressed up as a burglar and ended up in Mountjoy for the night. Trust me to forget my key and try to shin up the drainpipe to get into the house!

My varicose veins severely limit my trans gender possibilities as do my knobbly knees! I also have to rule out police costumes due to an allergy and a Wild West theme is pointless as everyone here is a cowboy!

I am thinking I might be a farmer. An old pair of tweedy pants held up with string, a cotton checked shirt caked with grime and opened to the navel with thermal vest underneath and a pair of folded down wellies with a flat cloth cap should do the trick!!

Sure maybe we'll have a GT Hallowe'en Party and retain our anonymity!!

Throw a mayo hand band on the wrist ther JC and youve got it down to a tee LOL

I dressed up with another fella as a blues brother everyone in the pub was asking who died LOL