5 things to do before I die .......

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:52 pm

1. See Dublin win a senior All Ireland – any All Ireland.

2. Attend a Munster Hurling final in Semple – preferrably Cork v Tipp.

3. See U2 Live in concert – maybe even Croker too!

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition.

5. Write a book…..

**bald eagle** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:03 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:1. See Dublin win a senior All Ireland – any All Ireland.

2. Attend a Munster Hurling final in Semple – preferrably Cork v Tipp.

3. See U2 Live in concert – maybe even Croker too!

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition.

5. Write a book…..about how great Ulster Football is.

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:06 pm

Who's gonna buy a book with 2 pages???????? scratch

**rich dublin** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:10 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:1. See Dublin win a senior All Ireland – any All Ireland. All a question of how old you are!!!

2. Attend a Munster Hurling final in Semple – preferrably Cork v Tipp. easily done but can a dub find his way once he has left newlans cross?????

3. See U2 Live in concert – maybe even Croker too! i will be there this year for the 3 concerts!!!!!

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition. im not sure but i think down there if your not 8 foot tall and speak with a deap cul accent and eat dubs for dinner you will not be able to attend

5. Write a book…..

title suggestion for you would be " to win just once?" a dubs blue book, "gangs apart2 a detailed look into a north dubs battle with, crime drugs, vilolance and looking after his 6 brothers and sisters and his own little 3 year old daughter on his own from the age of 14!!!!

Guest Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:16 pm

[quote="Jayo Cluxton"]

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition.

[/quote]

What an *****. What is the fascination with Munster? Thomond is a kip of a stadoum from what I hear anyway, wouldn't be seen dead in it. Hopefully, Leicester or Wasps come over next year and beat Munster out of Thomond Park.

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:16 pm

rich dublin wrote:5. Write a book…..

title suggestion for you would be " to win just once?" a dubs blue book, "gangs apart2 a detailed look into a north dubs battle with, crime drugs, vilolance and looking after his 6 brothers and sisters and his own little 3 year old daughter on his own from the age of 14!!!![/quote]

So where did you get hold of my draft script? Suspect

**rich dublin** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:21 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:
rich dublin wrote:5. Write a book…..
title suggestion for you would be " to win just once?" a dubs blue book, "gangs apart2 a detailed look into a north dubs battle with, crime drugs, vilolance and looking after his 6 brothers and sisters and his own little 3 year old daughter on his own from the age of 14!!!!

So where did you get hold of my draft script? Suspect

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well lets be honest hear its an easy generalisation to make!!!!! now i would not be venturing to the north side myself very often for fear of contamination but as im driving along the north keys i do see ye lot sticking yer bleached heads out from the alley ways, so it is easy enough to make an educated guess as to the family back-ground!!! Razz

sportstime Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:25 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:1. See Dublin win a senior All Ireland – any All Ireland.

2. Attend a Munster Hurling final in Semple – preferrably Cork v Tipp.

3. See U2 Live in concert – maybe even Croker too!

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition.

5. Write a book…..

Done all except write the book but working on it !!

**rich dublin** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:26 pm

on a different note my top 5 would be

1. to see sligo win an all ireland( will be played in lourdes ofcourse seeing as it would be a miracle)

2. to climb mount everestt!!!! starting next year first kilamanjaro then beyond!!!

3. to run a marathon under 3 hours!!!!

4. to knock out conor mortimor, i hate him

5. to do a ultra marathon in each of the worlds continents

so there is mine easy enough really Razz

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:29 pm

Loyal2TheRoyal wrote:[quote="Jayo Cluxton"]

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition.

What an *****. What is the fascination with Munster? Thomond is a kip of a stadoum from what I hear anyway, wouldn't be seen dead in it. Hopefully, Leicester or Wasps come over next year and beat Munster out of Thomond Park.[/quote]

Loyal - your use of the word idiot against posters on this board pi55e5 me off. Its more in keeping with other forums. Gobdaw, looney or head the ball are acceptable - idiot (which I am clearly NOT) is not acceptable. Ok?

Yours thoroughly unimpressedly

JC ....... Evil or Very Mad

**bald eagle** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:39 pm

Jayo Cluxton wrote:Who's gonna buy a book with 2 pages????????

Well i know you struggle with writing and it's brave of you to admit it. Could someone on here ghost write it for you?

Guest Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:43 pm

No its not. Anyone who would list seeing a Munster match in Thomond Park as one of their top five life-long ambitions can't be the full whack particularly when its a Leinster person saying it. I fail to understand this obsession with Munster but its gone to a point where I hope all the English teams will murder - not literally - them in a game some day.

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:43 pm

bald eagle wrote:
Jayo Cluxton wrote:Who's gonna buy a book with 2 pages????????

Well i know you struggle with writing and it's brave of you to admit it. Could someone on here ghost write it for you?

I might ask Loyal - he has a way with words (sometimes! Evil or Very Mad

) and is a big fan .....

**bocerty** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:46 pm

1) Beat Meath in an All-Ireland final - biggest problem would be actually getting Meath there in the first place the result would be a formality for Tyrone.

2) Beat Dublin in an All-ireland final by 1 point - the final point would be controversial as the ball would be picked off the ground illegally and put over the bar in the 4th minute of injury time when there is only supposed to be 3 minutes.

3) Do a round the world trip.

4) win the lottery

5) meet all the guys and girls of GT in the flesh.

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:48 pm

Loyal2TheRoyal wrote:No its not. Anyone who would list seeing a Munster match in Thomond Park as one of their top five life-long ambitions can't be the full whack particularly when its a Leinster person saying it. I fail to understand this obsession with Munster but its gone to a point where I hope all the English teams will murder - not literally - them in a game some day.

You are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma .......

Sorry but your sports loves leave me cold most of the time (US sport and you slag me admiring Munster - and you a fan of Clare!) - horse fetish etc. Each to their own. Personal insults aren't called for and are unacceptable.

**JimWexford** Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:08 pm

bocerty wrote:1) Beat Meath in an All-Ireland final - biggest problem would be actually getting Meath there in the first place the result would be a formality for Tyrone.

2) Beat Dublin in an All-ireland final by 1 point - the final point would be controversial as the ball would be picked off the ground illegally and put over the bar in the 4th minute of injury time when there is only supposed to be 3 minutes.

3) Do a round the world trip.

4) win the lottery

5) meet all the guys and girls of GT in the flesh.

The boys can keep there clothes on if you don't mind
but i'I go along with all the rest except for 1 I would substitute Kerry
for 2 substitute Kilkenny

sportstime Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:15 pm

Loyal2TheRoyal wrote:[quote="Jayo Cluxton"]

4. Attend a must win Munster Heineken Cup game in Thomond – preferably against English opposition.

What an *****. What is the fascination with Munster? Thomond is a kip of a stadoum from what I hear anyway, wouldn't be seen dead in it. Hopefully, Leicester or Wasps come over next year and beat Munster out of Thomond Park.[/quote]

That will be hard considering Wasps aren't even in the HC and Leicester are in a different group to Munster.

**bald eagle** Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:13 pm

bocerty wrote:
5) meet all the guys and girls of GT in the flesh.

Is that what you're after Boc????

**Shinners** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:29 pm

5 things to do before I die, hmmmm haven't really thought that far ahead but 5 things I would like to do before I'm 30 are:
1. Learn to drive
2. Go to NYC
3. Stop smoking completely (still have the odd one when I'm having a few jars)
4. Get my Masters
5. Find out what exactly a f**king tracker mortgage is Razz

**Boxtyeater** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:42 pm

[quote="Jayo Cluxton]

3. See U2 Live in concert – maybe even Croker too!

[/quote]

A Junior Boxty has 2 or 3 spare tickets for the Friday night gig - Lower Cusack I think.
Face value to anyone who wants them.
Now Jayo, that's No. 3 sorted.
About the book........ Very Happy

**GAA-Fan** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:47 pm

1. Watch Armagh win their 2nd All Ireland. (No smart arse jokes, they will be removed Razz

)

2. Complete my degree and then go onto completing my phd.

3. Learn how to play guitar

4. Visit the following countries; Japan, Sweden, Germany, Russia, USA and County Cork.

=5. Do a tour of Rock festivals all over the world.

=5. Buy a 5th Generation Ford Mustang.

**Swinford2009** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:51 pm

1. See Mayo win just ONE All-Ireland. Don't care who its against!

2. Win county senior championship

3. Live in NYC for at least a year

4. Visit Australia, New Zealand and South Africa( preferrably during a RWC or Lions tour)

5. Get a Masters in journalism and start writing about GAA for one of the big papers!

**Jayo Cluxton** Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:53 pm

Boxtyeater wrote:[quote="Jayo Cluxton]

3. See U2 Live in concert – maybe even Croker too!

A Junior Boxty has 2 or 3 spare tickets for the Friday night gig - Lower Cusack I think.
Face value to anyone who wants them.
Now Jayo, that's No. 3 sorted.
About the book........ Very Happy

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Boxty What is the face value - and if I only took 2 would that be a prob?

Guest Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:15 am

Some people are very boring. See U2? Get a masters/degree? Learn to drive?

Talk about living on the edge.

**Jayo Cluxton** Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:16 am

What's yours - pick a winner? Twisted Evil

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