Ian Holloway quotes

Might be worth watching his post-match interviews next season.
10 quotes….

10 - Heart on sleeve:
"There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth."

9 - Hung like a hamster:
"Ronaldo's six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking - he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and he's got a massive one."

8 - Arise, Sir Beckham:
"Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird. Can you imagine if Posh was called Lady Beckham? We'd never hear the end of it!"

7 - Blackpool rocks:
"I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark."

6 - Sing Star:
"The fat lady hasn't started to sing yet, but she has a microphone in her hand."

5 - Lovely Moss:
"Anybody who is a QPR fan is welcome at Loftus Road. I'd be happy for him to turn up for a kickabout, just so long as he brings that Kate Moss with him - she's absolutely lovely."

4 - Daylight robbery:
"If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy (of attacking football)."

3 - Nice badger:
"I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season."

2 - Get your coat...:
"To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled.

"Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi.

"She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee."

1 - Life sucks:
"Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb!"

Whom may I ask is Ian Holloway?

Boxtyeater wrote:Whom may I ask is Ian Holloway?

LEGEND

I think he had a prison named after him.

mullins wrote:

Boxtyeater wrote:Whom may I ask is Ian Holloway?

LEGEND

Of???

Boxtyeater wrote:

mullins wrote:

Boxtyeater wrote:Whom may I ask is Ian Holloway?

LEGEND

Of???

What he brings to a Mickey mouse club.....

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Boxtyeater wrote:

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Is that stanley boxty they might have been big before my time..but they dissapeared for a long time -great to see them back for legends like the above-Boxty i loved football before they sold out.

Jayo Cluxton wrote:

Who dat?????

Soccerball....Last chance saloon....Bags and Jimbo are behind the shutters with AK47's....I'm online...

He manages Blackpool Boxty. He used to be a joke but has since abandoned that image to earn more respect.

clash-of-da-ash wrote:He manages Blackpool Boxty. He used to be a joke but has since abandoned that image to earn more respect.

How was he a Joke

clash-of-da-ash wrote:He manages Blackpool Boxty. He used to be a joke but has since abandoned that image to earn more respect.

I have the utmost respect for you Clash, but aren't they all a joke or jokers...earning colossal sums of chaineys, dependant on results that may or not be generated by other similiarly overpaid "chancers", the fickleness of supporters and the "confidence of the Chairman"...an erstwhile dude from Dallas or Dubai...'Tis all a pure joke really.
I've seen young lads here nearly coming to blows of a Sunday evening (festooned in their ganseys) over some stupid decision made 300 miles away...Fook sake, they have all to live together in the one parish, but some of their sheit would turn your stomach....

Rant over...calm restored.

Thats all very true Boxty and I agree with and identify with large amounts of it. But you are being a bit harsh there on the garsuns of Fenagh .... only getting to wear the green and gold twice a year hardly helps ...

Jayo Cluxton wrote:Thats all very true Boxty and I agree with and identify with large amounts of it. But you are being a bit harsh there on the garsuns of Fenagh .... only getting to wear the green and gold twice a year hardly helps ...

Not their best day but the black and red lives on....

mullins wrote:

clash-of-da-ash wrote:He manages Blackpool Boxty. He used to be a joke but has since abandoned that image to earn more respect.

How was he a Joke

Well I don't mean Joke but joker he even admitted it himself that he is not interested in that side of it anymore since Leicester City.

"'I decided that, wherever I went next, I’d be slightly different from before. In my darkest moments, I thought I’d never got another job in football. That’s the truth. But I learned that it ain’t all about money."


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1280739/Blackpool-3-Cardiff-2-Its-Olly-Mourinho-Ian-Holloway-leads-heroes-promise-land.html#ixzz0pGeMtjGA

Was that Down in disguise

Jayo Cluxton wrote:Thats all very true Boxty and I agree with and identify with large amounts of it. But you are being a bit harsh there on the garsuns of Fenagh .... only getting to wear the green and gold twice a year hardly helps ...

Refer back to Jim's "AGM Thread"....You'll find Boxty's observation regarding the way forward to be correct !!!